So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

It doesn't matter if it's the third one or not, fuck me to a convulsive orgasm

If you don't want to lick your balls, get your dick right down your throat and don't whine

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits

Walked the girl in the park so she wouldn't break on the first date

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

What kind of brother am I, if I don't help my sister come, I'll just give her one

My dick didn't fit in the condom, but you can fuck me like this. Fuck me, bro

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Not without a blowjob, she likes to fuck her mouth with her dick — so be it

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Well sit down, Yummy Mira, don't drag it out — your place is on the big dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

Chubby knows that she will not be left without an orgasm, so she waits for it